January 2012
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Listen
December 2011
jeffbernat:
This is just too perfect right now.
...
“I ration emotion cause existence exhausts me.”
– Atmosphere (via monsta)
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
“I know a girl,
She puts the color inside of my world
But she’s just like a...”
– John Mayer (via saintexupery)
